Manolo says, since the Manolo has recently been talking about the popular brands of the comfort shoes, perhaps it time to consider the monstrosity that is the Keen.
One can go no where now without one’s senses being assaulted by these
shoe-like things on the feets of the adult males who should know
better.
“Oooh, I am so sporty and with-it,” smugly and silently says the
wearer, “I’ve got these super-hip outdoorsy sport sandals on my feet.
When I wear these shoes I feel like I’m ‘shredding’ it with my ‘homies’.
I look like I’m an X-Game’s athlete, don’t I?”
To which the Manolo silently replies, “No, you are the middle-aged
dork whose choice of feetwear befouls the public space with its
ugliness, thus proving the tragedy of the commons.
Also, riding your $2,500 mountain bike on the paved paths at the park
is not ‘shredding it’, no matter what the other members of your Fantasy
Football league say.”
Still, the Manolo has to admit that the Keens, unlike the mandals,
cover the unsightly middle-aged man toes, the small favor for which we
are not especially thankful.
[Source: shoeblogs]
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